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That fancy name for the urge to jump
from the top of the Empire State building,
climb over the rail of the Golden Gate bridge,
step off the rim of the Grand Canyon.

Some experts consider this intrusive thought,
also called the “high place phenomenon,”
an alarm signal gone wrong–our brains really
saying, Back up or you may fall.

I am standing on the edge of my life.
Some days I feel the pull of gravity
more than others. Is that a death wish?
How close am I to the precipice? 

 Je ne sais pas.

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     A few night’s ago, I watched a re-run of Titanic.  The scene where Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio steam up a roadster did nothing for my libido.  My favorite scene stars octogenarian actress Gloria Stuart.  In a flowing white nightgown, with flowing white hair and fabulous red toenails, this make-believe centenarian Titanic survivor stands at the prow of the research vessel.  She flings a rare diamond necklace into the sea.  That looked like fun!

     For couples my age, there is only one romantic gesture left--to die at the same time or at least within a couple of months of one another.  It happens more frequently than you might think.  Headlines like these are not that uncommon:  “Couple of 62 Years Held Hands Until the Very End” or “Couple Married 63 Years Died on the Same Day.”

      I call them the “Baucis and Philemon couples.”  If you have forgotten your Ovid, here’s  Wikipedia retelling the myth:

      “In Ovid’s moralizing fable…Baucis and Philemon were an old married couple…   the only ones in their town to welcome disguised gods Zeus and Hermes…thus embodying the pious exercise of hospitality…As a reward for their hospitality Zeus turned their cottage into an ornate temple…They also asked that when time came for one of them to die, that the other would die as well.  Upon their death, the couple were changed into an intertwining pair of trees, one oak and one linden… "    

      On my way to a writing conference in Key West a few years ago, I got into a conversation in the Fort Myers airport waiting room with a seventy-something couple from the Midwest--and straight out of Ovid.  I listened as they told me they wanted their ashes mixed in the same urn and plowed into the field closest to their Indiana farmhouse.  They had worked out the details, including which of the adult children would be in charge of the urn until they were both cremated.  They held hands as they spoke.

     Devotion was built into the medieval concept of courtly love, the burden of proof  on the male.  The courtier tries to make himself worthy of the object of his affection by doing whatever deeds she might desire. My local newspaper carried this story of chivalry gone wrong:   

     Elko Daily Free Press, January 21, 2014:  “An 88-year-old man who shot his wife in the chest in a Carson City hospital on Sunday told police he was trying to carry out a murder-suicide because the woman was paralyzed and didn’t want to live, authorities said.  The man reportedly told police that he had brought two bullets for her and two for himself, but the gun jammed after his first shot.” 
Ultimate romantic gesture or the story of an inept spouse who never could do anything right. You decide.  

      There are many powerful memoirs of couples mated for life and the survivor’s intertwining emotions of love and grief. Three books come to mind:  Joan Didion, A Year of Magical Thinking, about the death of her husband; Julian Barnes, Levels of Life, about the loss of his wife; and Mary Oliver, Our World,  about the love of her life, photographer Molly Malone Cook.  

     It turns out long-term marriages are good for us.  An article in the New York Times, “Study Finds More Reasons to Get and Stay Married,” notes that “social scientists have long known that married people tend to be happier…” and that, “People have the capacity to increase their happiness levels and avoid falling deep into midlife crisis by finding support in long-term relationships.”  

     Another reminder from social scientists is that women are much more likely to face their elder years without a partner.  The Huffington Post notes that “Because women typically live longer than men…and tend to marry men who are older than themselves, women are far more likely to be widowed.”

     Which gets me back to Valentine’s Day. For those of us who have long outlived our reproductive capacity and outlived our spouses, Valentine’s Day is redundant.  Rather than lament the fact or apologize for this phase of women’s  lives, we should be celebrating. 

     I confess that my change in thinking is a result of reading an essay  by Ursula LeGuin,  “The Space Crone,” in a collection of essays, Dancing at the Edge of the World. The essay is a bold argument for a woman to rethink life after the second “Change of Life.”  She says the following:

              “With the secularization of virginity now complete, so that the once awesome term ‘virgin’   is now a sneer or at best a slightly dated word for a person who hasn’t copulated yet, the opportunity of gaining or regaining the dangerous/sacred condition of being at the Second Change has ceased to be apparent….Virginity is now a mere preamble or waiting room to be got out of as soon as possible...Old age is similarly a waiting room, where you go after life’s over and wait for cancer or a stroke.”

            Wow!  Right on, I said to myself as I read her piece.  LeGuin says there are no rites of passage for women to enter this third phase, one she considers our entrance into the fullness of humanity.  The crone, LeGuin claims, is the only person “who has experienced, accepted, and acted on the entire human condition--the essential quality of which is Change…” 
 
    Perhaps it is time to  recognize that our post-reproductive  lives, which are getting longer all the time, are opportunities for growth, for adventure, for new accomplishments.  This may sound like wishful thinking and it is--in the best sense of the word.  Otherwise, it’s too depressing to feel condemned to the waiting room of old age and to a vision of a woman’s post-reproductive life as one big anti-climax.  Pun intended. 

     There are vital septuagenarians and octogenarians out there and I want to be among ‘em.  For my part this Valentine’s Day, I’m enjoying the pleasure of my own company, dispensing with the red roses, and buying a plane ticket to somewhere I’ve always wanted to go.

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Somewhere there are dead cats with maggots,
whole cities rubbled, and unrepentant youths 
gunning one other. Blood. Guts. Excrement.
Ahem!  Assuming your attention,
 I would like to mention March twenty-five,
the Anunciation, Good News to quite a few.
And, in case you missed it–
yes, I’m talking about your preoccupation
with death and damnation–
while you were looking for trouble
the James Webb telescope, more powerful 
than the Hubble, launched into space
on December twenty-five.
And the scientists, our better angels
more often than not, imagined a voyage
back to the birth of the universe.
Yep.  Hope.
Seriously! Hope!

                   
I went to a “Drop In’s Welcome” salon in Reno
and the gal doing hair had some kind of figure.
She was built like a goddess, the Venus of Willendorf. 
Go to Wiki.  You’ll get the picture.
This Silver State earth mother had some kind of attitude,
told all of us sitting there getting our hair done
about going to the Bank of America the other day
with a handgun in the pocket of her jacket. 
“I f’n’ forgot!” she yelled over the blow dryer. 
 She named the caliber, cocked her finger at the mirror, 
and said, “Smaller than a squirt gun!” 
When I went to pay,  I said, “Pardon me for asking
but why a conceal ‘n carry?”  She squinted at me,
 “There's a lotta crazies out there and I know who they are.”
 I squinted back and said, “So do I.” And she said,
 “Maybe you should be packin’.”


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If I had a match
I’d set my hair on fire.
That’s how bored I am,
preachin’ to the choir.

If I had a B-B gun
I’d shoot a crow or two.
That’s how bored I am
waitin’ for the flu.

If I had a git-tar
tell you what I’d do
find me a boxcar
ride the rails ‘til 2022.

If you’ve got the Delta  blues
feel free to add a verse.
According to the local news
it’s gonna get some better
or it’s gonna get some worse.

                                   
Half-formed apples drop in midsummer heat.
The jackrabbits on the lawn seem creepy.
A whiff of death comes from fires in every direction.
 “Apocalyptic!” repeat the talking heads.

As I stare at clouds of smoke, do I see
 the Apostle Peter waving his fist?
He did promise fire this time.
He said it was our collective fault.

Maybe the short-sightedness of pride blurs our vision,
thinking we can control nature or ourselves.
What if nothing is revealed in the whirl of wind and fire
except the indifference of the elements.

You feel the heft of the glass door
when you push it open, relieved
to be safe from a blast of dust
blowing across the parking lot.
You hesitate.  Your eyes adjust 
to the darkened room, just past noon.
You turn toward the laughter.  Three folks
at the far end of the bar are turned 
away.  You think it might be nice--
at your age, anyway--to be
a day drinker-- convivial.
You would swap stories.  You think,
They would listen.
Of course, you are an old woman
in a wrinkled shirt, carrying
a large handbag.  No one sees you.
You find the ladies room, and then
you hesitate, thinking you might 
sit in front of a slot machine,
at least for a little while.
Instead, you head for your car.

 A blue parakeet on her perch,
 tiny claws clasping the wood bar,
watches the cat that seems asleep
on the couch.  The bird knows better.

By midday, boredom or hunger
motivates her to her feeder
for some bird seed or fresh water
or to look in the tin mirror.

It is your imagination,
 thinking she is lonely or pines
for a soul mate, or remembers
the green forests of Australia.

She knows enough to fear the cat
and wait for the hand that feeds her.
What do I know!  Maybe she loathes
the hand, loathes the blue bird in the mirror.

 If I don’t know where I was, how can I get back there?
     Overheard in a bar in Elko awhile back

I see the dip and rise of sage-covered hills
a willow bank, chokecherry, wild rose,
and aspen shaking in the morning breeze.
Could have been a lot of places, I suppose,
and I know what you’ll say--
we don’t learn who we are in a day.
And yet it is a day and place that stays,
when I knew I could hold the herd in an easy way.
When I consider how I’ve strayed and why
I’d give anything to go back and see
a younger me riding tall, riding free.